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Okay, so I asked a question on Yahoo! Answers this past weekend about dry cleaners in the Weehawken, NJ area that pick up and deliver. I’ve already scoured a whole ton of directories and called anyone I could find in Northern NJ that does this to no avail.

This morning, the answer of “try the yellow pages, i’m sure you can find at least one in there” came up.

Sorry, been there, done that. Are we really to think that people would be putting these questions on Y! Answers without at least trying that basic functionality? Additionally, I was hoping to get a recommendation or two, considering what it’s probably going to cost to use this kind of service. Ugh.

The Onion has some fun with terrorists in a recent article, at the expense of the American way of life, of course.

Usually I agree with what the Misheard Lyrics folks have to say.

Not this time. Maybe something else, but I’ve never hear anyone mishear “warm smell of colitas” as “once i felt i could eat dust” in “Hotel California.”

The latest installment of LOLcats is so funny not only because it’s hysterical looking, but because it’s pretty much true.

No, really. I actually think I’ve heard everything.

Jeremy Pepper pinged me earlier with this wacked item about how the Pentagon had, at one point, proposed building a bomb that would make enemy combatants homosexual, and “make them more interested in sex than fighting.”

Umm, okay. That’s interesting. I don’t think you could even make that up.

[12:08] Chris: cooliio
[12:08] Chris: btw, “cooliio” is when Coolio plays a Wii

I’m not going to comment much here, as I’ve already done so elsewhere, so go check out my writeup of the series finale of The Sopranos over at TV Squad.

While this song is my ringback on my cellphone right now, I’ve gotta say that if you’re not a fan of Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam, I can absolutely see how you might have heard the song this way.

Props to Vodkafish for sending it my way.

The Onion drops this amazing bit on us about how George Washington, like other retired American generals, had chimed in on George Bush’s handling of the war in the Middle East.

The caption under the first photo is priceless. “Washington likens Vice President Cheney to controversial British Chancellor of the Exchequer and Stamp Act architect George Greenville.”

No, really? I haven’t heard the word “exchequer” since college, so I’m way happy to have reinvigorated it in my head.