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Here’s an excerpt, where the names were changed to protect the innocent, of a conversation I’d had at dinner this week with a friend:

Me: So, what else is new?

She: Well, I have a new boyfriend for the last few months. He’s great!

Me: That’s awesome. What’s he do and where did you meet him?

She: Well, do you follow baseball? He’s [redacted], an outfielder for [redacted team].

Me: That’s pretty awesome. So how’d you guys meet?

Needless to say, you know when you have a conversation where something comes COMPLETELY out of left field? (sorry, no pun intended) Well, this was it.