I hate the fact that I can’t point to ONE thing that The Onion has published that doesn’t absolutely kill me. This op-ed from yesterday features “Philip Coddington,” who says that “I’m The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online.”
Wow.
I think the joke here is that this is how people look at me when I talk about macking on airline miles or managing to get myself on certain flights, upgraded, or whatever. Man, the only thing they MISSED in here was all the hanging out in Flyertalk forums.