Get your Optimus On!
Okay, Autobots, transform and roll out.
Or not.
In any case, make sure you wake up your favorite colleague, friend, or relative today with a phone call from Optimus Prime, whose voice they will hear greeting them with a bundle of useful information about someone in their life that may have moved over to the Decepticons.
You can’t make this up. I find these especially useful to send to people who have NO IDEA where it might have come from, if only because they later say “I got the strangest phone call today,” never realizing where it came from.
[props to Thilk for sending this my way first thing this morning.]